i got this from Bob Ong’s book entitled "Ang Paboritong Libor ni Hudas" (The Favorite Book of Judas)…
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Pare, isa kang totoong tao at walang halong kasinungalingan.
In English, FACT you, pare. Totoo ka. In English, FACT you!
Boy: Let’s play Wagwag.
Girl : What’s that?
Boy:You’ll take your clothes off and I’ll lie on top of you… and then you’ll say. "Wag! Wag!"
I can’t help the way I feel, everyday it gets so harder to deal. The one I love so much don’t feel the same about me, I gotta let it be.
Sige, buka mo pa!…Buka pa…ahh. Buka mo pa sabi…buka pa…hindi ko pa maipasok. Buka mo pa…ayan! Lintik na bata! Nsayang tuloy ang kanin! Sabing buka mo bibig mo!
Lord, bakit ako pa! Bakit hindi na lang sila, palagi na lang akong ganito, hirap na hirap na ako, di ko na matiis! Bakit pa kase ako pinanganak ng ganito… ang cute, cute ko!
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